The "Fancy a pint?" edition: Incompetence, stupidity, quagmires, vote-rigging. So the new normal basically.

The "Let's go to the beach, all of us" edition: Mid-life crises, parades, optimism, and porching.

The "I thought a million people were coming?" edition: Mountain paradise, lost gold, arson and office politics - what more do you want?

The lockdown breakdown edition: crystal balls, John Denver, the price of bread, and more.

The 'Statue-toppling' edition China, Putin, Trump, puppies - the usual suspects.

The 'Watching the world burn' edition Lies, it's all lies!

Have you had a haircut yet? Madness, commodites, chairs, hot dogs. It's all going on.

I thought you said it was over? Rockstars, Ill winds, Central Banks, plus more

So it's all back to normal?

Is there nothing happening except this damn virus?

OK, apart from the Corona crisis...

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